AHOY THERE!





Nick Zielinski is a student in the field of advertising, and a master in the field of breathing (he can basically do it without thinking).

Born in rain-soaked Seattle, he now lives in Los Angeles, where he enjoys the outrageous privillage of wearing white shoes.

Nick's been writing for most of his life, but his true passion lies in overwhelming people with information about his intellectual interests. Mention Classical Hebrew Literature at your own risk...

His goal is to write copy that makes people feel something: whether that's empathy, goodwill, brotherly love, or compulsive loyalty to the Anheuser-Busch corporation.

He hopes you enjoy this website, and wishes you the best in life.