Nick Zielinski is a beginner in the field of copywriting, and a master in the field of breathing (he can basically do it without thinking).

Born in rain-soaked Seattle, he now lives in Los Angeles, where he enjoys the outrageous privilege of wearing white shoes.

In the past he’s worked as a realtor, a bartender, and most recently, an English teacher, where he got paid to overwhelm high-schoolers with information about his intellectual interests. 

He hopes you enjoy this website, and wishes you the best.

PICTURED: Zielinski appreciating the past